February 2009
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All things must pass...
we’re out!
this is now the old site.
deal with it.
January 2009
3 posts
Why in God's name haven't you visited my awesome...
Doesn’t everyone want to know about what’s going on in my sweet little preteen life!
GO TO MY PAGE OR ELSE SATAN SHALL FEAST UPON YOUR SOULS!!!
The Alex Justice Satanic Rock n’ Roll Revue
http://justiceisserved.tumblr.com
Zomtek Art Show Part 2: The Birth of Santa/Satan
The great author Jules Verne once said, “I believe cats to be spirits come to earth.” And just as those cats came to earth this picture clearly shows the dark path of the American economy during the Bush administration. Being implanted as a tiny seed, deep within it’s mother’s womb by and alien/demon lover. Then, swelling and pulsating within her grotesquly stretched and...
December 2008
1 post
Zomtek Art Show Part 1: Ball Two!
“What I was trying to incapsulate with this piece was how mundane blue collar middle class social mores, such as little league baseball, can be on independent thinkers and artistic types. I also felt it relevent to remind my audience the awesomeness of flamethrowers.” -Ben
November 2008
3 posts
Sad News
On a serious note, Zomtek is saddened to learn of the death of fan Josh Defoe. He was only 19 years old. Memorials can be made to White Tail Forever or Rescue 33.
October 2008
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August 2008
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Drive-in Cult Classics Review #1: Malibu High
Drive-In Cult Classics. 8 movies about girls that hate to wear shirts.
REVIEW #1: Malibu High (1979)
Kim Bently is a teenage girl with a lot of problems. She doesn’t have a car, her mom’s always hassling her about grades, and Kevin. her newly lost boyfriend is going “in style” to the dance with Annette, the richest girl in school. But Kim’s got a plan. ...
July 2008
3 posts
zomtek gets a little too close to the truth
Possibly noticed and previously mentioned, Night of the Bald Rapist!!! had a bit of a delay from filming to posting. The story became sadly close to something awful that happened in town literally the day of reshooting the gun shot scene (it obviously wasn’t two different girls getting shot by the cops right? RIGHT?). So as not to be viewed exploitive or the like, it was put on hold for a...
June 2008
5 posts
wizard world
welcome visitors from wizard word chicago. we are an independent video group. sometimes we’re funny on purpose, sometimes its funny by accident. thanks for visiting.
So uh...
It turns out there’s a part 4 to Saw 12. hopefully you’ll find it gripping-er and conclusiony-er.
It’ll be posted ????? someday. Whatever. Does anybody even watch this garbage?
-Ben
May 2008
5 posts
The Zomtek Lessons (from Mike)
The Zomtek Lessons Current mood: Watching for the Undead Hey there kids. It’s been a while since you’ve had your eyeballs assaulted by some ZOMTEK gold and we sure do apologize for that. You can blame some connectivity issues for that, no that’s a lie. I’m sorry. ...
April 2008
7 posts
You keep stopping by, but we never talk anymore...
Thanks for visiting the website. If you have any questions or comments, please direct them to contact@zomtek.com be totally honest, let us know what you like and what’s awful. Also important, how you got to the site. Like if you’re from New York state and you frequent the site but you hate creepy vampires that dwell in garages, let us know. we’ll work to correct that.
Alex fixed Ben's brakes!!!!
Look at that. Those are some bald brake pads. Alex put new ones on. I could have died from those not working. Alex stopped my car from murdering me. He is a true American hero. Supposedly they need to have a large amount of graphite (?) on top of them. Who could have guessed? Now I’m safer and I learned something too.
March 2008
9 posts
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